Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...