What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...