Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...