Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...