Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...