Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.