Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...