From another planet
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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...