Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...