Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
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Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...