Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...