Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...