Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...