Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...