Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...