Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
The Facts of Life:
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Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...