El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...