Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...