Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...