Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...