Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...