Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...