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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Julius Cheeser!
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How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
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Men Exercise On the Beach
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1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...