Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...