Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.