Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...