Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica