Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...