A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.