The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...