Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!