Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...