Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...