Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...