English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...