A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...