How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.