What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...