Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...