Politically correct seasons greetings
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A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
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