The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...