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|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...