Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...