crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...