I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...