What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...