Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...