Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...