Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...