George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...