The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
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Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...